"GOD'S FAVORITE PATIENT" T-Shirt

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Lightweight, breathable tee that speaks with quiet confidence. The soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton drapes cleanly across the body, while side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeat wear. A bold, distorted red slogan across the chest and a matching vertical graphic on the back give this shirt a striking, slightly uneasy energy — part statement, part conversation starter. Wear it when you want your look to be direct but not loud: layered under a jacket for city nights, with jeans at an art show, or alone when you want the message to land. The crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette familiar and easy to style; the tear-away label and humane manufacturing notes let you feel good about what’s against your skin.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for added elasticity
- Bold chest and back prints using DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant detail
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Lightweight, breathable tee that speaks with quiet confidence. The soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton drapes cleanly across the body, while side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeat wear. A bold, distorted red slogan across the chest and a matching vertical graphic on the back give this shirt a striking, slightly uneasy energy — part statement, part conversation starter. Wear it when you want your look to be direct but not loud: layered under a jacket for city nights, with jeans at an art show, or alone when you want the message to land. The crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette familiar and easy to style; the tear-away label and humane manufacturing notes let you feel good about what’s against your skin.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for added elasticity
- Bold chest and back prints using DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant detail
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean